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What is Nummism?
What are Nummists' beliefs and practices?
How can I further enrich my experience of Nummism?
May Nummists use idols?
Are Nummists active in the business community?
What is Nummism?
Nummism is the culmination of 9.5 millenia of cat
worship. Our deity, Numm, lived on Earth as an adorable Canadian
shorthair named Dr. L. S. River. He was also
known as NummNumm, in imitation of the sound emanating from an HB pencil as
he chewed upon it.
Since NummNumm's ascension, Numm's earthly representative is High Priestess
Plasma Tigerlily Zoya. She is renowned for her piety, prudence and
comforting sermons.
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What are Nummists' beliefs and practices?
- Numm and NummNumm are unitary.
- Felines achieve salvation simply through faith in Numm. Primates achieve
salvation by performing good works for cats.
- One would be well advised to follow the Ten
Strong Suggestions.
- Paradise has plenty of vacancies, and
new construction there is constantly
underway.
- There are no pedigrees in Numm's eyes.
- The Sign of the Numm may be displayed as a blessing,
or as a ward against damnable irritatants.
- Nummness Day, December 21, is celebrated in
anniversary of NummNumm's adoption.
Only 143 days till Nummness!
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How can I further enrich my experience of Nummism?
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May Nummists use idols?
Scholarship on the matter is obtuse but
seemingly innocuous, so we don't see why not.
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Are Nummists active in the business community?
Certainly! Nummist primates are tenacious workers!
- Need computer help? Talk to Joe Howse at
Nummist Computer Consultants (NCC).
- Need insight into the future of provable programming languages? Explore Dr.
Sam Howse's research at Poohbist
Technology.
- Want to adopt? The Atlantic Cat
Hospital (in Halifax, Nova Scotia, Canada) takes in strays, cares for
them and finds them homes. Funding for this program has come partly from
donations made in memory of Dr. Sam Howse.
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