Editor's note: The following letter
was composed in the early design stages of nummist.com. At that time, Dr. L.
S. River, NummNumm, was enjoying improved health and great
expectations. Thus, the message reflects His indestructible spirit and
indominable wits, as they were then in life and as they continue to guide us
Dearly beloved stakeholders,
The first half-decade of the new millennium
has presented unprecedented challenges to global players, yet I am
pleased to say that I have risen to every occasion.
First, let me mention our magnificent
New Headquarters, an architectural
chef d'oeuvre designed to encapsulate Nummist Media's sympathies
for the many affected by the continuing situation in the Caribbean.
Renovations were complete and resplendent well ahead of the
10-year time frame set by the steering committee.
Second, I hope to put to rest your concerns about
my own state of health. After the restructuring of my in-house
medical team, I am much more empowered in the process, as I should
be. And while partaking of my great Nummist Homelands' sweet air, grass
and waters in Lawnchair Therapy of first quarter 2005, I have drafted
Nummist Media's strategic objectives for the current five-year period.
This strategy is fourfold: to expand Nummist Media's
profile in TASK: (1) Technocracy;
(3) Superstructures; and (4) Real
Politick. Our TASK-force will coalesce the
willing into an unstoppable mountain of progress. Moreover, the achievement
of TASK will represent the most significant stride in HPI
Imperialism) since primates landed on the
I look forward immensely to guiding and directing you
in the marvelous years to come.
Cheers and Numm bless you,
Dr. L. S. River, NummNumm
May 31, 2005 Common Era