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Proto-Nummist Era (Dawn of Feline Time to 1988 CE) |
c. |
7500 |
BCE |
Shillourokambos, Cyprus: A wildcat and human are
ceremonially buried side-by-side. The remains show no marks of violence. (Further reading offsite: Wikipedia, "Cat") |
c. |
6000 |
BCE |
Anatolia: Statues depict human women playing with domestic
cats. |
c. |
4000 |
BCE |
Egypt: Human writers describe cats protecting grain from
vermin. |
c. |
3000 |
BCE |
Per-Bast (Bubastis), Egypt: The protector-goddess Bast is
depicted in feline form. Cats are mummified in the Temple of Bast. (Further reading offsite: Wikipedia, "Bastet (mythology)"; Wikipedia, "Cats in Ancient Egypt") |
c. |
500 |
BCE |
South Asia: Cats are mentioned in the great Sanskrit epics,
the Ramayana and the Mahadharata. Hindus are expected to care for one or more
cats in life. |
c. |
490 |
BCE |
China: Confucius plays the qin (harp-like instrument) with
an anxious sound while he watches his cat hunt an ill-fated mouse. The incident
is overheard by two of Confucius's disciples, Min Sun and Zeng Shen. (Further reading offsite: John Thompson, "Minzi") |
c. |
440 |
BCE |
Greece and Egypt: The Greek historian Herodotus visits
Egyptian sites, including the Temple of Bast. Once back in Greece, he recounts
the details of Egyptian religion. Greeks identify Bast with the hunter-goddess
Artemis, who in turn is identified with Hecate, goddess of night and witchcraft.
These associations might influence later eras' superstitions about cats. |
c. |
60 |
BCE |
Alexandria, Egypt: A Roman chariot runs over an Egyptian cat.
An Egyptian mob kills the Roman driver—despite pleas from Ptolemy XII, who has
allied with Rome. The Greek historian Siculus is present. |
|
390 |
CE |
Egypt: The cult of Bast is outlawed by Roman imperial decree.
Cats lose spiritual significance in Egyptian culture. |
c. |
400 |
CE |
China and Japan: Mystics believe that good people are
reincarnated as cats. Stray cats are welcomed into homes. |
c. |
600 |
CE |
Japan: Buddhist monks introduce new breeds of domestic
cats. |
c. |
620 |
CE |
Arabia: Muezza, the cat of Muhammad, falls asleep on the
sleeve of Muhammad's robe. Rather than disturbing her when he must leave for
prayer, Muhammad cuts off the sleeve of the robe. Subsequently, cats are the only
animals permitted to enter mosques. |
c. |
800 |
CE |
Reichenau, Germany: A Benedictine monk pens verses that liken
his nightly hunt for knowledge to the mousing of his cat, Pangur Bán. The monk
writes anonymously but his poem and the feline name "Pangur Bán"
("White Kitty") are in the Old Irish vernacular, suggesting that the monk
is an expatriate. (Further reading offsite: Irish Culture and Customs, "Pangur Ban") |
c. |
1000 |
CE |
Japan: Emperor Ichijo—who cares for five cats—decrees
that cats shall no longer be put to work (hunting rodents). Mice
infest the silk factories. Statues of cats fail to deter them. The
decree is repealed. |
|
1347 |
CE |
The Black Death reaches Europe. Out of superstition, Pope Clement
VI promotes the ritual killing of cats (already practiced sporadically in Medieval
Christian festivals). As the cat population declines, the rat population explodes,
contributing to the spread of disease. A sharp decline in the human population stems
the killings of cats. |
|
1620 |
CE |
Plymouth, Massachusetts: Barnyard cats arrive on the
Mayflower. (Further reading offsite:
Cats & Kittens Magazine, "American Shorthair: The
Working Cat") |
c. |
1650 |
CE |
Hikone, Japan: Naotaka Ii, the local Lord, is passing an
impoverished Buddhist monastery when he sees the monks' cat, Tama, beckoning to him.
Naotaka enters the building, then lightning strikes the spot where he
had stood. A cat with one forepaw raised—called "Maneki Neko"
("beckoning cat")—becomes symbolic of Kannon, goddess of mercy.
Such cat statuettes are commonly displayed in shop windows. |
|
1759 |
CE |
Bethnal Green, England: The poet Christopher Smart, with his cat
Jeoffry, is confined in the madhouse. Smart writes "my Cat Jeoffry", among
other religious poems, during the four-year internment. |
c. |
1765 |
CE |
London, England: Samuel Johnson—lifetime owner of many
cats, of whom Lily and Hodge are named in writing—condemns violence against
cats, whether in the home or in the street. Dr. Johnson is frequently seen buying
oysters for Hodge and also buys valerian (similar to catnip) in the last days of
Hodge's life. (Further reading offsite: Wikipedia, "Hodge (cat)") |
|
1860 |
CE |
Washington, D.C.: Tabby, Abraham Lincoln's cat, becomes the first
cat to take up residence in the White House. |
c. |
1880 |
CE |
Valvins, France: The poet Stéphane Mallarmé names his cat Lilith,
after an obscure demonic or (in some versions) angelic figure of Assyrian, Hebrew,
Parsee and Arabian mythology. Lilith (the cat) is the daughter of Banville's cat and
granddaughter of Gautier's cat. |
c. |
1890 |
CE |
Great Britain: A market burgeons for Christmas cards illustrated
with cats. Queen Victoria—who has cared for many cats and will be outlived by
her favourite, White Heather—is the most prestigious and discriminating
customer. (Further reading offsite: Meow City, "What is a Victorian Cat") |
|
1939 |
CE |
London, England: T. S. Eliot publishes Old Possum's Book of
Practical Cats, of which one line contains the name of his own cat, Jellylorum. |
|
1981 |
CE |
London, England: Andrew Lloyd Weber's musical Cats premieres.
Based on Old Possum's Book of Practical Cats, the musical includes Jellylorum as one
of the chorus roles. |
|
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True Nummist Era (1988 CE to Eternity)—in
progress |
|
1988 |
CE |
1st Spot, Nummist Homelands: Dr. L. S. River, NummNumm, elder in
His litter of two brothers, is born on an unrecorded day to unrecorded parents and
unrecorded human guardians. Authorities remove Him, along with His younger brother,
from these original living arrangements for an unrecorded reason. Nummists will later
refer to this unrecorded reason as the TKE (Traumatic
Kittenhood Experience). |
|
|
|
Null Spot (a.k.a. "The Vets"), Nummist Homelands: Dr.
L. S. River's date of birth is estimated to fall between October 29 and November 12
(i.e. November 5 plus or minus one week). He remains unnamed until His adoption, when
His name is recorded as Little Sackville River. |
|
|
|
2nd Spot, Nummist Homelands: During December, Dr. L. S. River is
adopted into the household of Howse. On arrival, he meets Dame Precious Puss-Puss
Paws, who, being over one year His senior, is an enthralling and mystifying figure to
Him. He also makes first contact with King Leo Lazy Lion, whom the Howse keepers
have recently (and unexpectedly) recovered, five days after Leo romped off in the
pelting snow. The scent of the furniture has already shifted dramatically in this
interval, and the homecoming of another cat seems not to please Leo. The egos of
two lifetimes are set in disequilibrium. |
|
1989 |
CE |
2nd Spot, Nummist Homelands: Dr. L. S. River, currently addressed
as Little Sackville River or Sackville or Sackville Baggins or Baggins, explores the
hiding places of His residence and identifies the best ones: spaces behind household
appliances. He is drawn out of His reclusion by the revelation of the route to the
outdoors, where Leo is wont to wander for up to several days and Puss-Puss up to
several minutes. Upon the inside doorstep, he learns the meaning of "No",
then he learns to circumvent it. Once out, he masters the hunting arts by studying
Puss-Puss. To her mentorial credit, His achievements in hunting soon surpass hers. |
|
1990 |
CE |
2nd Spot, Nummist Homelands: Mouse-based computer
interfaces are introduced into the household of Howse. The computer quickly becomes
the favourite social and intellectual centrepiece for the indoor, daytime pursuits of
Dr. L. S. River. |
|
1991 |
CE |
2nd Spot and Null Spot, Nummist Homelands: Dr. L. S. River
receives frequent examinations for wounds suffered in defence of the Nummist
Homelands. Many of these bites and scratches are on His tail base. His tail loses
some of its natural suppleness but He is always pleased to have it wagged by
anyone admitting Him after His most recent exploits outdoors. |
|
1992 |
CE |
2nd Spot, Nummist Homelands: As youth's shrink-wrap of shyness
begins to slough off with age, Dr. L. S. River's amiable, reassuring, diffident yet
impressive manners become manifest to nearly everyone, leading Him to be variously
referred to as "the charming young man", "our charming young man"
or (in direct address) "you charming young man". A memorable, courteous
gesture of His is to bob the chin twice upward in quick succession when welcoming an
entrant into the room. |
|
1993 |
CE |
2nd Spot, Nummist Homelands: Progressively, Dr. L. S. River's
inter-feline relations with Puss-Puss and Leo suffer due to irresistible passions and
immovable furniture. This leads Dr. L. S. River to more actively seek companionship
in the Howse keepers instead. Particularly, He lays claim to the overcoats, sweaters
and blankets of Janet Howse, who will later be termed the MumMum of NummNumm. |
|
1994 |
CE |
2nd Spot, Nummist Homelands: Yellow-plumed birds, Dr. L. S.
River's prey of choice, largely disappear from the locality. Dr. L. S. River will later
repent His unsustainable hunting practices, instead preferring to watch wildlife out the
window and on documentary television. |
|
1996 |
CE |
2nd Spot, Nummist Homelands: Dr. L. S. River begins to chew pencils
(and shred paper) with unprecedented fervor and frequency. The sound of His
pencil-chewing (and in some accounts His paper-shredding) is transliterated as
"NummNumm". This becomes His most common appellation, largely supplanting Little
Sackville River, Sackville, Sackville Baggins or Baggins. From observation of
NummNumm emerges the hypothesis of One Numm who is the Supreme Being and is also
One with NummNumm, His Prophet and Avatar. The Howse keepers are each ordained an apostle
of the Nummist creed by chewing on the same yellow HB pencil as does Dr. L. S. River,
NummNumm. |
|
1997 |
CE |
2nd Spot, Nummist Homelands: Nummist rituals gradually evolve. One
ritual involves breaking off crumbs of angel food cake to feed to NummNumm each evening.
This practice is ultimately discontinued, as weight control becomes problematic.
Another ritual is to climb upstairs side-by-side with NummNumm, who is allowed to pause
on every step, where he is patted, praised and gently nudged along. This practice is
continued for as long as NummNumm wishes (five years), often on several occasions per
night if He wakes to roam downstairs and howl. |
|
1998 |
CE |
2nd Spot, Nummist Homelands: Concern over NummNumm's recurring
catfight wounds (often incurred in eighteen-hour campaigns) lead the Howse keepers to
place constraints on His movements. A cat leash is purchased but falls into disuse
after an ingenious and daring escape, which involves jumping into water. A curfew is
more successful. Later in life, when he exhibits lesser physical obstreperousness, Dr.
L. S. River will accept and anticipate the company afforded by leashed walks. |
|
2000 |
CE |
2nd Spot, Nummist Homelands: Nummism begins to influence the arts
and sciences, as pursued by the Howse keepers. Janet, Samuel and Joseph Howse,
respectively, begin to explore the principles of Nummist painting, programming and
literature. At this point, the title "Dr." is affixed to NummNumm's original
name, Little Sackville River, as in "Dr. L. S. River, NummNumm". |
|
2002 |
CE |
2nd Spot, Nummist Homelands: The first of the classic masterpieces
of Nummist video are produced. A great packing of stuff is undertaken by the Howse
keepers. The cats are confined in one room. Leo has howling fits (but falls silent
once struck by Dr. L. S. River) and begins to suffer stress-related colitis, which
will be mercifully cured in due course. |
|
|
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3rd Spot, Nummist Homelands: An automotive voyage leads to another
closed room, which is unfamiliar yet much too dirty to be Null Spot. Access to the
outdoors and even to the broader indoors remains limited for weeks, especially when
strange primates are about. Noise and dust are pervasive. Finally, work is completed
on an outdoor enclosure—an inescapable one (with some exceptions, as discovered by
NummNumm and resolved by the Howse keepers) yet ever so serene, complete with running
water, grass, lawn chairs and fully windowed sides. |
|
2003 |
CE |
3rd Spot, Nummist Homelands: Revitalization begins in the pursuit
of Nummist computer science, painting and digital art. At the same time, however,
more and more primate resources must be committed to the dietary and medicinal
requirements of the cats. The last of the classic masterpieces of Nummist video are
produced. |
|
2004 |
CE |
3rd Spot, Nummist Homelands: The revitalization extends to Nummist
photography and literature. Puss-Puss increasingly withdraws for deep meditations in her
bedroom closet. Nonetheless, she remains the paragon of affection and devotion to those
whom she has raised as her family. Nummist works are dedicated to her memory after she
exits NummNumm's mortal domain on the morning of May 20. Two days later, the kitten
Plasma Tigerlily Zoya is adopted into the Nummist household. She regards Dr. L. S. River
and later Leo as her guardians and mentors. Eucatastrophic Creations, an online gallery
of Nummist art, is launched in the late hours of New Year's Eve. |
|
2005 |
CE |
3rd Spot, Nummist Homelands: From His home, where he is surrounded
by the Nummists, NummNumm exits His mortal domain. This occurs shortly after the midnight
of June 21/22, the year's shortest night (summer solstice) in this hemisphere. Nummists
remark that the full moon is shining amid pale beige clouds. This same night, Plasma
Tigerlily Zoya is named High Priestess of the Numm. Her first dictates, as interpreted
by the Nummists, are to esteem as holiest the sofa where NummNumm has spent the past day
and to accelerate development of nummist.com, previously conceived during one of
NummNumm's convalescences. |
|
2017 |
CE |
3rd Spot, N Nummist Homelands: On the morning of August 30, High Priestess Plasma Tigerlily
Zoya finds her health failing. She gives benedictions, including the ceremonial Passing
of the Pencil to Sanibel Delphinium Andromeda. With members of the Howse keepers, Plasma
departs for Null Spot, whence she exits the mortal domain. That afternoon, at 3rd Spot,
Sanibel Delphinium Andromeda is confirmed as the new High Priestess of the Numm. |